Due to the lack of meaty political news today I’ve decided to comment on global warming.
It came to my attention today that San Diego, Los Angeles and other parts of California are under a flood watch. After doing about 10 minutes of research I discovered that this is all due to global warming . 10 more minutes of research yielded the following caused by global warming:
Drought
Hail
Tornados
Hurricanes
Cold Weather
Hot Weather
Excessive Rain
Wind
Flooding
So, you see, global warming is a real situation that we must deal with because ALL weather is caused by it! And don’t ever challenge this theory or some people will get really, really mad!
April 3rd, 2006 at 12:00 am
Just think about how BAD all of this would have been if we had NOT caused some global warming!