
Friday Afternoon Pop Quiz
Friday Afternoon Pop Quiz
(The 9th Circuit Court just ruled that passing this quiz is NOT required for graduation from the Jerry Brown Institute for Greater Self-Awareness and Consciousness. Whew!)
1. Which of the following offenses is most offensive to the Mainstream Media?
A. Support for Israel B. Support for fundamentalist Christian values C. Support for a balanced approach to the environment D. Forcing someone to choose among the first three choices
2. If you had to choose between hitting a tree with your car or hitting a baby in the road, what would you do?
A. Hit the tree and live with the guilt. B. Hit the tree but immediately plant one of the saplings you keep in the trunk of your hybrid car for such emergencies. C. Hit the tree but only if it wasn’t an old growth tree because then you’d be killing an endangered species and bad karma would haunt you. D. Hit the object less likely to make your hydrogen car explode upon impact .
3. If a tree falls in the rainforest, but no developer is there to hear it, doesthe… Read More