I often think that government watchdogs and those among us who gripe about lobbyists and political fund raising and ‘influence’ in government were the kids who never cut sixth period in school. They were the hall monitors who reported the rest of us for being late to class.
If I were a research scientist perhaps I could prove that the anti-lobby crowd lacks a critical element in their genome which precludes them from forming meaningful personal relationships which make them less human and therefore less interesting and in the end, it means they have no choice but to be naysayers.
These sticks-in-the-mud lack the charm and good natured persona that allows the rest of us to operate with ease in the world of politics and government. And they hate us for that.
So the next time your local gadfly wags his finger at you for being to cozy with the mayor or some Common Cause lawyer suggests that everyone, including the mother-in-law of the homeowner who is trying to add a second story on his house and therefore needs approval from the planning commission and ‘lobbies’ for a vote, must register as a lobbyist and pay a fee to the county for the privilege, remember, he/she probably didn’t have many friends growing up and has even fewer today. Pity them.
But don’t let them win.