Update: Wednesday Morning
1. Barack-Backpedal from lipstick on a pig statement
2. Joe-Backpedal from the great idea of he [instead of Hillary] running for VP with Barack
3, Barack and Joe-Keep distance from supporters comparing the top of ticket to the Messiah, and from Guv. Palin’s never having an abortion being her primary qualification.
4. Barack and Joe-Thursday’s "Dumb Things" list-Try not to screwup on 9/11
Tuesday Morning
1. Barack-Insult at least 51% of the U.S. population by comparing Gov. Sarah Palin to a lipstick wearing pig.
2. Joe-Insult at least 51% of the U.S. population by telling the press that Gov. Sarah Palin running for VP is a setback for women.
3. Barack and Joe-thoughtfully prepare Wednesdays "Dumb Things" list