
Make It Stop — Please — Make It Stop
I’m being punished. I tried to save the world with my eco-friendly, carbon neutral Lincoln Aviator and clever plan to increase the sales of carbon credits by letting those of us that have them drive in the HOV lane – and now I’m paying the price for my efforts.
It appears that those hyper-capitalists at LiveNeutral.org have sold my name to the environmental community as a good prospect for them. And now Casa Battin is junk mail central. Ugh.
It was bad enough that they made a 300% profit on my carbon credit, but this….this is just mean.
We’re up to our ears drowning in solicitations from my fellow eco-warriors pitching their efforts to save the world, if only I’d become a member of their group. (Special Introductory Offer!)
And reading their mail, it’s clear the Earth is dying – the skies are dark, the oceans polluted, the Sequoias are almost gone, we can’t breathe and the earth is sick with fever….. and for some reason it all seems to be President Bush’s fault. Go figure.
There is some irony here though. … Read More